THE HORRUCK
THE LONGEST LIST OF THE LONGEST STUFF AT THE LONGEST DOMAIN NAME AT LONG LAST

The horruck

Horrucks used to be very abundant in the early 1980's but due to the combination of exceptional flying skills and very large droppings, they became the bane of BMW owners worldwide.

As a result the horruck population was all but decimated before they were place on the endangered species list and finally protected, but it was a little too late and their population shrank to a mere twenty.

Although horrucks were once found throughout almost all the cities and towns in the world, today the entire horruck population is being cared for at the Horruck Preservation Conservatory in Izmir, Turkey.

The horruck's diet consisted of anything it could find left over by humans. Human waste led to the population boom of the horrucks in the early 70's which in turn led to their decline in the 80's.

The Horruck

 

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